Thursday, December 18th
While I was busy enjoying my beer dinner, some (expletive deleted) threw a brick into my car window. It was a "smash and grab". They grabbed exactly one item: my backpack full of gym clothes. :) I hope they like construction zone orange, three dollar Atlantic City T-shirts. At least they could have used a whole, new brick, not one that looked like it survived a WWII bombing.

I think I'm going to follow in the footsteps of "Mac Hall" and put up content that web surfers want to see. Some of my top search terms include "yiff little pony" and "inflate anime characters". Since I don't want to turn this into a fetish site, I'm gonna cater to the top search term: "qed love bites lyrics".

"Love Bites" was originally a Def Leppard ballad, which is why searching for lyrics with Q.E.D. doesn't work so well. The lyrics to the Q.E.D. radio edit are pretty much the same lyrics as the original song::

When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of? Does he look like me?
Do you tell lies, and say that it's forever?
Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see?
Ooh, yeah!

I don't wanna touch you too much baby,
'Cos makin' love to you might drive me crazy.
I know you think that love is the way you make it,
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it.

Love bites, love bleeds - it's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies - it's no surprise
Love begs, love pleads - it's what I need

When I'm with you, are you somewhere else?
Am I getting through, or do you please yourself?
When you wake up, will you walk out?
It can't be love, if you throw it about.
Ooh, c'mon!

I don't wanna touch you too much baby,
'Cos makin' love to you might drive me crazy.
I know you think that love is the way you make it,
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it.

Love bites, love bleeds - it's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies - it's no surprise
Love begs, love pleads - it's what I need

It's no surprise -
Love bites, love bleeds - it's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies

Love bites, love bleeds - it's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies - it's no surprise

Love bites, love bleeds - it's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies - it's no surprise

Love bites!

Tuesday, December 9th
Busy holidays. We're getting ready for safari. I can't wait for malaria.

Next week, I'm going to a beer dinner. If you like beer and pub food, join us!

The guys at Penny Arcade have amassed over $100k in donations to a children's hospital. Webcomics rock.

If your brain isn't already fried, try these puzzles. I'm a one bit wonder.